One, two, three... testing.


And so, he stretched forth his hand and declared that his thoughts be open. That his every whim and desire, both insipid and inspired be free. That his shortcomings and failures, his triumphs and his conquests be no more hidden by the veil. That his ideas and insights, both moronic and brilliant, be not held within.


That this be an extension of who he was, who he is and who he aspired to be.




And having thus spoken, he settled himself upon his throne.